The Colonel

In his early sixties, having served in the army, attaining the rank of Captain. He’s happy to let everyone believe he was a Colonel. Fond of hunting and shooting on his estate but his real passion is his model railway set. Catchphrase: Hally Hoo (deliberate mispronunciation of Tally Ho). The Colonel’s estate has fallen on hard times and he now allows the public to visit the house and gardens to try and improve its finances. The private parts of the house and gardens are roped off to prevent access to the public. He has two children and named them after his favourite comedy duo Laurel and Hardy.